Heh. The food there is horrible and they charge too much for beer and good looking bodies are hard to find. This is Wisconsin, every chick with big boobs has a belly that sticks out the same distance.
Today I had THE best sleep ever...
I have to find a way to get serious with Paintball yet not spend a lot of money...
Is that even possible?
I doubt it.
Just keep going, have somebody tip a paintball team scout or something, then they'll see your awesomesauce and you'll get a sponsorship to MLP, where you'll be paid to play paintball.
...not sure about the MLP part, but srsly, sponsorship FTW.