Well at work I microwave thawed bacon for around 50 seconds and it comes out fine. However the mics I use are the higher-tech mics...the kinds you can mic tin and metal in and stuff...so probably longer for your at-home mic.
There's really such a thing as professional microwaves?
He works at a fast food joint remember...
I thought it was an icecream bar?
and yes they have professional microwaves, their bigger and better than any microwave you can buy at costco.
Just like the badass blenders from blendTec