LMAO "A soldier stationed in Afghanistan recently received a letter from his girl friend back home. It read as follows:
Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
Love, Becky
The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters or ex-girlfriends.
In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope along with this note:
Dear Becky, I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the hell you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
Take Care, Ricky
Moral of the story:
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude."
I was actually planning on joining the army after school....but someone changed my mind about it. If him and I don't work out, that's going to be my future plan.
A lady died of pig flu in Texas. She had just given birth, so was pretty much the most disease-vulnerable state a human can be in. The media ignores this and focuses on OMG SOMEONE DYED!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------- In the end they will lay their freedom at our feet and say to us, 'Make us your slaves, but feed us.'
Darkish, I'm gonna get the 360 by Friday I believe. Our stupid car decided to mess up again and we had to use the money on it again.
Promise me this you guys: Don't ever buy a Pontiac grand am gt. Better yet, don't buy a Pontiac at all... unless you want to waste every penny you earn on repairing it. And unless its this one -->Link <-- In that case a Pontiac would completely acceptable =D
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