Today, I found out my mother has another new boyfriend. She told me she wanted me to meet him, and I reluctantly agreed. When I walked out to meet him in the living room, to my surprise, I knew him. He's 18, my mother is 44. He also happens to be in my second period high school math class. FML.
That site is so funny.
I hope you're joking.
am i? would i do something like that?
Mama, I'll see you again tonight in my head movies. But this head movies makes my eyes rain!
Everybody knows you never go full retard.