Today, I found out my mother has another new boyfriend. She told me she wanted me to meet him, and I reluctantly agreed. When I walked out to meet him in the living room, to my surprise, I knew him. He's 18, my mother is 44. He also happens to be in my second period high school math class. FML.
That site is so funny.
In the end they will lay their freedom at our feet and say to us, 'Make us your slaves, but feed us.'