Jack be nimble, Jack be quick!
That's my name!, you stupid....Whoops, nearly let myself go there
GAH! ME NO STOOPID, ME SPAMWISE! *drools*
Bad spamwise!*Hit's spamwise with a bat*
AAAARGH! WHY YOU HIT SPAMWISE?!? THAT MAKE SPAMWISE ANGRY! SPAMWISE SMASH!
Es. Pee. Ay. Em.