This is a mid-life crisis post.
But... aren't you 17?
The truth is stranger than fiction.
lol what's the matter?
I didn't lie about my age!
I didn't lie about you lying about...
Damnit. Where was I?
ALRIGHT! I confess I lied! I said I was 16 when in truth I was 16 and a half...
You bastard! I thought we had something special!
*does Dr.Evil pinky to mouth*