Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!
they say every man bleeds just like me.
No, if your canadian, your blood is maple syrup
My blood is maple syrup.
OH NOOOOO! I ran out of syrup! Come here yosup!
*grabs yosups wrist*
*cuts and poors on pancakes*
yummmm!!! thanks! I can always count on you! Don't worry, I'll call the ambulance now