I just noticed how close I am to Sage.
My eyes are bleeding from the fear that's inside!
You sealed your demise when you took what was mine.
Everyone get down again!
I have ordered takeout lasagna because of you. It's not nearly as good as homemade, but I'm in no mood for cooking.
And because I had you order lasagna, a certain bird will eat a piece of the leftovers you threw out, and that bird will be eaten by a larger bird, and that bird will not be able to digest the lasagna, and the bird will vomit all over its eggs, and the eggs will be ruined, and I will have killed some eggs. Then again, if you ate anything else, an elephant probably would've died somewhere.
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