I logged in to check my email and mistyped my username but it loaded up anyway... Into someone else's email account. Apparently, we have the same password and our usernames are just slightly different.
Change all their settings and send rude messages to random people.
I logged out. And then changed the password on my account.
In the end they will lay their freedom at our feet and say to us, 'Make us your slaves, but feed us.'