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A random conversation with myself, inspired by Will Ferrell.
Say hey, Nem'. How's it going?
Not bad, Nem'. Sitting here, thinking about trees and stuff... How about you?
Oh, not much, Nem'. Pondering a life of crack dealing, but not like an angry crack dealer, more of a friendly crack dealer. You know, I come up to you on the streets and I'm like "hey, how's it going, want some crack?"
Wow, Nem'... it really sounds like you have a great goal to work towards, is there any schooling involved?
Yeah, Nemmy... there sure is. It's down on Front Street, by the Wharf. It's a 5 week course where people beat you with wiffle bats and you sample all kinds of crack. The final exam is a real-life getaway from your local law enforcement. I'm really excited, see all the scratches? It's from me scratching at the bugs under my skin.
Well... I gotta get going, Nem-o-tron. Stay classy!
Yeah, you too. Nice pants by the way. I love you.
Why isn't there a smiley for crossed eyes?
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