Breaking News! Europe (excluding Great Britain) has been charred to a nuclear cinder in the USA's ongoing civil war! Oddly enough, there have been no casualties. Rather than creating intense amounts of heat and power, the explosions created candy! Shocking isn't it? We'll have more details later with Mike Morton and Camera Crew 69. Thanks for watching, I'm *insert name here* with GNR News.
Woo! Britain is okay!
FTW!
I had a comment all planned.
But I forgot it.
Don't worry. It's only you.
[Edited by AdmiralThrawn, 1/11/2009 8:56:07 PM]