I disagree with your analogy there, Batman.
It's Pakistani food you want. More meat and sauce, less curry.
We rock, etc.
Curry is the greatest food invention in all of history. Indian, Thai, Bangali, Indonesian, Malay...it doesn't matter.
I've never had the ethnic dump, even when I ate those Habanero chillies (I could feel the heat through my fingers more than I did with the dump).