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71. Wet grass burns in the desert.

I thought this was absolutely hilarious and wanted to share this with the forum. It's from Gamespot forum. Doesn't it remind you of Chuck Norris facts?

1. If you ever manage to get shot and live, rip the bullet out with your teeth and pretend like nothing happened.

2. If you ever happen to pass out as a result of a deadly disease in the middle of nowhere, don't worry, you will wake up in front of a black man who will heal you.

3. When a car approaches you, destroy it.

4. When your best friend is about to die, stick a needle in his neck and he will be fine.

5. Who needs car recovery services? Just tighten that bolt or nut and your destroyed vehicle will be as good as new.

6. Every car in Africa has a GPS with the EXACT co-ordinates of where you want to go

7. The latest satellite guidance and military technologies can be found in Africa.

8. If a weapon fails and explodes in your face, pick up another rusty cr@p and move on with your business like nothing happened.

9. That sniper rifles have accuracy upgrades, but they are already perfectly accurate.

10. No matter where you stand, you will almost always do the finishing move with the machette on the guys crotch.

11. Every gun dealer in Africa looks alike

12. Rival arms dealers like to drive in circles

Feel free to add any I missed hehe

Beggining of game, the african guy says DRY season so its not wet AHA IN UR FACE (im just kidding bout hte in your face)