72. Cars tyres are bullet proof. 73. bullet holes in the car windshield suddenly fade away as if the car is alive. 74. when your buddy is down a instant blue smoke of rescue me is sent up in the air (lol wtf.) 75. when a mortar is inbound a cartoonish sound plays of its decent
[Edited by Wizey, 10/25/2008 4:56:27 PM]
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I thought this was absolutely hilarious and wanted to share this with the forum. It's from Gamespot forum. Doesn't it remind you of Chuck Norris facts?
1. If you ever manage to get shot and live, rip the bullet out with your teeth and pretend like nothing happened.
2. If you ever happen to pass out as a result of a deadly disease in the middle of nowhere, don't worry, you will wake up in front of a black man who will heal you.
3. When a car approaches you, destroy it.
4. When your best friend is about to die, stick a needle in his neck and he will be fine.
5. Who needs car recovery services? Just tighten that bolt or nut and your destroyed vehicle will be as good as new.
6. Every car in Africa has a GPS with the EXACT co-ordinates of where you want to go
7. The latest satellite guidance and military technologies can be found in Africa.
8. If a weapon fails and explodes in your face, pick up another rusty cr@p and move on with your business like nothing happened.
9. That sniper rifles have accuracy upgrades, but they are already perfectly accurate.
10. No matter where you stand, you will almost always do the finishing move with the machette on the guys crotch.
11. Every gun dealer in Africa looks alike
12. Rival arms dealers like to drive in circles
Feel free to add any I missed hehe
OH and by the way heres a couple of things from his post. 6. is wrong you strap YOUR gps in the front of the car/jeep/boat.
8. weapons dont explode in your face, they stop working and you have to drop them.
12. convoy is dropping off weapons in places.
11. LOL
5. true!
2 that is jsut wierd 6. you strap your own gps system to any vehicle you enter
[Edited by Wizey, 10/27/2008 4:34:57 AM]
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76. Firing a pistol at a tree (or anything for that matter) in the middle of nowhere with no enemies nearby still prompts the game to play more intense music and makes you think you're being chased.
77. Your best friend in the game wears a towel on his head and sounds like he should be working at a convience store.
78. You can't swing on vines like Tarzan.
79. You have a magical diamond finder that no one else seems to care about.
80. There seems to be a lack of snakes and crocodiles in this representation of Africa. Heck, I haven't even seen a fish in any of the water. All the fish are busy hanging out in the shelters and safehouses.
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