1. If you ever manage to get shot and live, rip the bullet out with your teeth and pretend like nothing happened.

2. If you ever happen to pass out as a result of a deadly disease in the middle of nowhere, don't worry, you will wake up in front of a black man who will heal you.

3. When a car approaches you, destroy it.

4. When your best friend is about to die, stick a needle in his neck and he will be fine.

5. Who needs car recovery services? Just tighten that bolt or nut and your destroyed vehicle will be as good as new.

6. Every car in Africa has a GPS with the EXACT co-ordinates of where you want to go

7. The latest satellite guidance and military technologies can be found in Africa.

8. If a weapon fails and explodes in your face, pick up another rusty cr@p and move on with your business like nothing happened.

9. That sniper rifles have accuracy upgrades, but they are already perfectly accurate.

10. No matter where you stand, you will almost always do the finishing move with the machette on the guys crotch.

11. Every gun dealer in Africa looks alike

12. Rival arms dealers like to drive in circles

Feel free to add any I missed hehe

13. enemies can take more bullet then superman, and still show no wounds, even able to crawl away after!


14. everyone hates you?


15. dont try to be stealthy, if you knife someone, you get aggro of the whole area anyway..

umm, cant think of anything else atm...

[Edited by tob, 10/24/2008 12:43:23 AM]

17. you may be able to not be explode by rockets they stop infront of enemy 2 till you move your aim

18. arms dealers ravials truk is super fast

19. enemy vehicles have NOS!!!

20. if you catch malaria you must take piles all your life

21. you can find dimonds in suitcase in all africa

22. even all the boats in africa have GPS

23. you can run but you cant hide...

25. No matter how big your fire is, it will magically die after 1 minute

26. If you shoot someone in the head with a silencer in the middle of a Cease-Fire town with no witnesses around. you'd still get caught

27. No matter how much bullets you take, If your friend is available, you will live (as long as you don't die in water)

28. No matter how perfect your friend's (Josip in this case) plan sounds, you will still need to save his @$$ later

29. Running over a buffalo feels exactly like running over a human

30. No one has more then 1 bottle of pills

31. The enemy doesn't know how to open doors and enter your safe house

32. The enemy's bullets can penetrate walls and kill you, yours can't.

33. A Molotov ****tail has a blast range of 30cm

34. Buying a camouflage suit doesn't change your clothes

35. No one but you cares enough about diamonds to search for them all around Africa

36. Shotguns have the accuracy of an AK

37. All pistols use the same type of Ammo

38. Ropes are un-cuttable (I'm used to Crysis...)

39. If you shoot a convoy they will finish 1/2 of their route, dump their truck and come chasing you

[Edited by darkkizer, 10/24/2008 3:42:05 AM]

[Edited by bonzay0, 10/24/2008 6:39:42 AM]