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Captain Spam
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    Elite posted on Aug 28, 2008 9:59:47 PM - Report post
     
    (The following song vaguely resembles tribute by Tenacious D so dont point it out)


    Let me all sing you a song and this song is called... Captain Spam

    Long time ago there was a man
    And this mans name was Sam and he was fine old man until one day Sam was crossing the road
    but he didn't see 42 coming up from behind and this hideous beast he fired his lazar and blew him apart then... Sam was no more! HE WAS DEAD

    AND THEN!
    A demon named Planb appeared in the middle of the road and said
    YOU!
    who me?
    Yes! yes you!
    I am the ruler of all spam in the universe and you sam must help me in my quest to spam! help me and live again
    YOU CAN!

    Sam was all like WTF I'm way to 1337 to spam

    But if I don't then I die and I'll cry in the sky and Elite will eat my last pie so yes I SAM!

    Shall be the greatest spammer in the whole world and nobody will everrr out spam me not you not me not even Malyggg whoaaaaa

    Then Sam you are no more the beast said you shall be CAPTAIN SPAM!

    Then a great flash of light surrounded them both and next thing Sam knew he was no longer a ghost he was CAPTAIN SPAM



    Then all the 1337 in the world were safe no more cause he blew them apart faster than they saw
    And his spam flew throughout the world no one was safe not me not you not even 42

    Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
    One and one make two
    two and one make three
    It was destiny


    Then 42 came out and was like
    You be spamming up my hood
    and Sam was like
    NAY

    I be spamming ure faice!!!!lolololz
    and then the spam was covering 42s face and it deflected his lazar into his chest
    and then 42 to blew apart and million kitens were free at lastttt!

    Then Sam said go forth and spread the word of spam for I...
    SAM am the delivery man!
    and the kittens couldn't talk so they walked away then sam flew away in his roflcoptor because....

    He's CAPTAIN SPAM!
    There no one else like him and his name is Sam
    CAPAIN SPAM!!
    and he was the the greatest spammer in the world there could be no other as good as he
    Not you not me not you not even malyg

    Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ahn,
    Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!

    You gotta belive me he is the greatest!
    Heres what he looks like

    Oh yeah he prety weird
    cause hes Capain Spam

    whoaaa whaooo woahhhh

    [Edited by Elite, 8/28/2008 10:05:15 PM]
    Elite
    He's been here for so long yet he's only made himself known once with Eliteitude...after that...not much else.

    Posted by Neo 19/1/10

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    QueenNic posted on Aug 29, 2008 4:53:39 AM - Report post
     
    LMAO that's so funny.

    But I doubt anyone can out-spam Malyg, he wouldn't let it happen
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    SuperSaiyan4 posted on Aug 29, 2008 5:02:05 AM - Report post
     
    Malyg isn't even the worst spammer right now >_>

    But he and I are pretty good at it *high fives malyg b4heisin*
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    EZEEE posted on Aug 29, 2008 5:09:29 AM - Report post
     
    10+ LMAO
     
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    Elite posted on Aug 29, 2008 5:30:03 AM - Report post
     
    @ss4 You guys are like CHU spam celebs

    [Edited by Elite, 8/29/2008 5:30:21 AM]
    Elite
    He's been here for so long yet he's only made himself known once with Eliteitude...after that...not much else.

    Posted by Neo 19/1/10

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    malyg posted on Aug 29, 2008 5:38:33 AM - Report post
     
    quote:
    originally posted by Elite

    @ss4 You guys are like CHU spam celebs

    [Edited by Elite, 8/29/2008 5:30:21 AM]

    We're not the worst though <.<

    big up all da people from the westside crew
    hate the eastside crew
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    Elite posted on Aug 29, 2008 1:25:57 PM - Report post
     
    O rlyz
    Elite
    He's been here for so long yet he's only made himself known once with Eliteitude...after that...not much else.

    Posted by Neo 19/1/10

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    Rami posted on Sep 02, 2008 12:32:00 PM - Report post
     
    Confused rami face
    Winner of the chuvivor
    That means I'm the Catvivor =D

    [Married to Pee <3]

    Lamile + Me + Go = Epic!
    Christine x Rami x lamile~ ^o^v
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