Let me all sing you a song and this song is called... Captain Spam
Long time ago there was a man
And this mans name was Sam and he was fine old man until one day Sam was crossing the road
but he didn't see 42 coming up from behind and this hideous beast he fired his lazar and blew him apart then... Sam was no more! HE WAS DEAD
A demon named Planb appeared in the middle of the road and said
Yes! yes you!
I am the ruler of all spam in the universe and you sam must help me in my quest to spam! help me and live again
Sam was all like WTF I'm way to 1337 to spam
But if I don't then I die and I'll cry in the sky and Elite will eat my last pie so yes I SAM!
Shall be the greatest spammer in the whole world and nobody will everrr out spam me not you not me not even Malyggg whoaaaaa
Then Sam you are no more the beast said you shall be CAPTAIN SPAM!
Then a great flash of light surrounded them both and next thing Sam knew he was no longer a ghost he was CAPTAIN SPAM
Then all the 1337 in the world were safe no more cause he blew them apart faster than they saw
And his spam flew throughout the world no one was safe not me not you not even 42
Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
One and one make two
two and one make three
It was destiny
Then 42 came out and was like
You be spamming up my hood
and Sam was like
I be spamming ure faice!!!!lolololz
and then the spam was covering 42s face and it deflected his lazar into his chest
and then 42 to blew apart and million kitens were free at lastttt!
Then Sam said go forth and spread the word of spam for I...
SAM am the delivery man!
and the kittens couldn't talk so they walked away then sam flew away in his roflcoptor because....
He's CAPTAIN SPAM!
There no one else like him and his name is Sam
and he was the the greatest spammer in the world there could be no other as good as he
Not you not me not you not even malyg
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ahn,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!
You gotta belive me he is the greatest!
Heres what he looks like
Oh yeah he prety weird
cause hes Capain Spam
whoaaa whaooo woahhhh
[Edited by Elite, 8/28/2008 10:05:15 PM]
But he and I are pretty good at it *high fives malyg b4heisin*