(The following song vaguely resembles tribute by Tenacious D so dont point it out)
Let me all sing you a song and this song is called... Captain Spam
Long time ago there was a man And this mans name was Sam and he was fine old man until one day Sam was crossing the road but he didn't see 42 coming up from behind and this hideous beast he fired his lazar and blew him apart then... Sam was no more! HE WAS DEAD
AND THEN! A demon named Planb appeared in the middle of the road and said YOU! who me? Yes! yes you! I am the ruler of all spam in the universe and you sam must help me in my quest to spam! help me and live again YOU CAN!
Sam was all like WTF I'm way to 1337 to spam
But if I don't then I die and I'll cry in the sky and Elite will eat my last pie so yes I SAM!
Shall be the greatest spammer in the whole world and nobody will everrr out spam me not you not me not even Malyggg whoaaaaa
Then Sam you are no more the beast said you shall be CAPTAIN SPAM!
Then a great flash of light surrounded them both and next thing Sam knew he was no longer a ghost he was CAPTAIN SPAM
Then all the 1337 in the world were safe no more cause he blew them apart faster than they saw And his spam flew throughout the world no one was safe not me not you not even 42
Look into my eyes and it's easy to see One and one make two two and one make three It was destiny
Then 42 came out and was like You be spamming up my hood and Sam was like NAY
I be spamming ure faice!!!!lolololz and then the spam was covering 42s face and it deflected his lazar into his chest and then 42 to blew apart and million kitens were free at lastttt!
Then Sam said go forth and spread the word of spam for I... SAM am the delivery man! and the kittens couldn't talk so they walked away then sam flew away in his roflcoptor because....
He's CAPTAIN SPAM! There no one else like him and his name is Sam CAPAIN SPAM!! and he was the the greatest spammer in the world there could be no other as good as he Not you not me not you not even malyg