B - 7 (drpepperfanatic as wife)
C - 4
Voting is over... I will start writing the next part now
Malyg opened his door and called upstairs.
MalygHoney, I'm home!
A thump was heard upstairs, as someone had obviously fell of the bed. Then you could hear a pair of feet running around upstairs. Malyg, who to give some credit was smart enough to figure what was going on frowned.
Malyg:Aww, she said she would stop!
Malyg ran upstairs, and a nude Drpepperfanatic was lying on the bed upstairs. Her clothes were scattered around the room, and the sheets were ruffled. She smiled nervously.
Drpepperfanatic: Hi sweetie
Malyg ran over to the window, and saw a man running down the street. He then turned back to his wife and shot her a hurt look.
Malyg:Honey, you said you would at least try to stop!
Drpepperfanatic:I am trying! But when someone has charm like that is hard not to spread your legs for them!
Malyg:What did he do that was so charming then?
Drpepperfanatic smiled dreamily
Drpepperfanatic:He got me a can of Dr.Pepper. Then he said, 'can I put my what? what? in your butt?'.
Drpepperfanatic:Why are you looking at me like that?
Malyg: Thats what you call charm?
Drpepperfanatic nodded, and Malyg sighed.
Malyg: Who was he?
Drpepperfanatic: It was uh... It dosen't matter.
Malyg: Yes it does. Now tell me... who was the guy?
Drpepperfanatic: *long pause* Ho-Oh
With that Malyg storms out the room. Drpepperfanatic follows after him.
Drpepperfanatic: Where are you going?
Malyg: To give him a stern telling off!
Drpepperfanatic stopped at the top of the stairs. She smiled and turned back around.
Drpepperfanatic's thoughts: That will teach that little punk to try and get it on with her.
Drpepperfanatic went back into her room and called into the cupboard.
Drpepperfanatic: Its ok Lamile. You can come out now he's gone. I told him it was Ho-Oh! (no offense to you two.)
Malyg storms up to Ho-Oh!
Ho-Oh: Hey Malyg... buddy!
Malyg: I'm not your buddy, guy!
Ho-Oh: I'm not your guy, friend!
Malyg: I'm not your friend, buddy!
Ho-Oh: I'm not your buddy, guy!
Malyg: I'm not your guy, friend!
Ho-Oh: I'm not youre friend, buddy!
Malyg: How would you like it if I slept with your wife!
Ho-Oh: I'm not your gu... wait? What?!
Malyg: Why don't you pleasure Lamile (yes Ho-Oh and Lamile are married) before you pleasure mine!
Ho-Oh: What in the blue hell...
Malyg: Just because I'm physically incapable to please your wife dosen't mean you gotta please mine!
With that said Malyg stormed off, pleased with himself that he could give such a stern telling off. Ho-Oh looked on in confusion. Malyg approached his front door, but heard a moan of ecstasy, shortly followed by a giggle from above. He looked up and noticed the window was open.
Malyg: I was gone for 5 minutes...
Malyg then angrily made his way to the nearest pub.
Now you vote for what happens next:
A: Malyg gets drunk and sleep with a random women.
B: A couple of flamers attack the pub.
C: Malyg finds a penny on the way to the pub...
If it was that bad, let me know
Don't be offended if I am using you as a character you don't like. I am fully aware that Drpepperfanatic and Lamile are not lesbians *giggles*
I will defintly need a barkeep for next chapter. If 'A' gets chosen I will need a female user for me to sleep with. If 'B' I will need two flamers to attack the pub. If you don't want any of these parts but defintly want to be mentioned in later episodes let me know
[Edited by malyg, 7/3/2008 10:15:51 AM]
[Edited by staindredglass, 7/3/2008 10:16:05 AM]
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