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The CHU chronicles
Shadow_Of_Death  posted on Jul 03, 2008 3:58:40 AM - Report post

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Elite  posted on Jul 03, 2008 7:32:00 AM - Report post

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Just make so I don't get locked up by the mod squad cause.
BobaFett  posted on Jul 03, 2008 7:49:32 AM - Report post

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good one, i vote C...
malyg  posted on Jul 03, 2008 8:54:54 AM - Report post

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A - 1 (Ho-Oh as friend)
B - 7 (drpepperfanatic as wife)
C - 4

Voting is over... I will start writing the next part now

malyg  posted on Jul 03, 2008 10:13:33 AM - Report post

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The CHU chronicles, part 2

Malyg opened his door and called upstairs.

MalygHoney, I'm home!

A thump was heard upstairs, as someone had obviously fell of the bed. Then you could hear a pair of feet running around upstairs. Malyg, who to give some credit was smart enough to figure what was going on frowned.

Malyg:Aww, she said she would stop!

Malyg ran upstairs, and a nude Drpepperfanatic was lying on the bed upstairs. Her clothes were scattered around the room, and the sheets were ruffled. She smiled nervously.

Drpepperfanatic: Hi sweetie

Malyg ran over to the window, and saw a man running down the street. He then turned back to his wife and shot her a hurt look.

Malyg:Honey, you said you would at least try to stop!

Drpepperfanatic:I am trying! But when someone has charm like that is hard not to spread your legs for them!

Malyg:What did he do that was so charming then?

Drpepperfanatic smiled dreamily

Drpepperfanatic:He got me a can of Dr.Pepper. Then he said, 'can I put my what? what? in your butt?'.


Drpepperfanatic:Why are you looking at me like that?

Malyg: Thats what you call charm?

Drpepperfanatic nodded, and Malyg sighed.

Malyg: Who was he?

Drpepperfanatic: It was uh... It dosen't matter.

Malyg: Yes it does. Now tell me... who was the guy?

Drpepperfanatic: *long pause* Ho-Oh

With that Malyg storms out the room. Drpepperfanatic follows after him.

Drpepperfanatic: Where are you going?

Malyg: To give him a stern telling off!

Drpepperfanatic stopped at the top of the stairs. She smiled and turned back around.

Drpepperfanatic's thoughts: That will teach that little punk to try and get it on with her.

Drpepperfanatic went back into her room and called into the cupboard.

Drpepperfanatic: Its ok Lamile. You can come out now he's gone. I told him it was Ho-Oh! (no offense to you two.)


Malyg storms up to Ho-Oh!

Ho-Oh: Hey Malyg... buddy!

Malyg: I'm not your buddy, guy!

Ho-Oh: I'm not your guy, friend!

Malyg: I'm not your friend, buddy!

Ho-Oh: I'm not your buddy, guy!

Malyg: I'm not your guy, friend!

Ho-Oh: I'm not youre friend, buddy!

Malyg: How would you like it if I slept with your wife!

Ho-Oh: I'm not your gu... wait? What?!

Malyg: Why don't you pleasure Lamile (yes Ho-Oh and Lamile are married) before you pleasure mine!

Ho-Oh: What in the blue hell...

Malyg: Just because I'm physically incapable to please your wife dosen't mean you gotta please mine!

With that said Malyg stormed off, pleased with himself that he could give such a stern telling off. Ho-Oh looked on in confusion. Malyg approached his front door, but heard a moan of ecstasy, shortly followed by a giggle from above. He looked up and noticed the window was open.

Malyg: I was gone for 5 minutes...

Malyg then angrily made his way to the nearest pub.

Now you vote for what happens next:

A: Malyg gets drunk and sleep with a random women.
B: A couple of flamers attack the pub.
C: Malyg finds a penny on the way to the pub...

If it was that bad, let me know
Don't be offended if I am using you as a character you don't like. I am fully aware that Drpepperfanatic and Lamile are not lesbians *giggles*

I will defintly need a barkeep for next chapter. If 'A' gets chosen I will need a female user for me to sleep with. If 'B' I will need two flamers to attack the pub. If you don't want any of these parts but defintly want to be mentioned in later episodes let me know

[Edited by malyg, 7/3/2008 10:15:51 AM]

staindredglass  posted on Jul 03, 2008 10:15:56 AM - Report post

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I pick "B" And I'll be a flamer... might as well since I'm consumed in flames as it is

[Edited by staindredglass, 7/3/2008 10:16:05 AM]

WAFFLES  posted on Jul 03, 2008 2:57:26 PM - Report post

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i pick b as well UH-HAH ill be a flamer. i would like to also be malygs long term partner in crime
drpepperfanatic  posted on Jul 03, 2008 4:12:59 PM - Report post

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How do you know I'm not a lesbian, huh?
haha jk

Um I pick....B

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