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I'll start when I get back from lunch...

can i eb in it again plz?

woo-whoo

i still the tough random crazy guy, sounds just like me

If the chronicles were a drug, this thread would be my jugular.

CHU Chronicles part 11

The Season 1 boxset of the CHU Chronicles season 1 is available after this season finishes... and who knows when that is? It includes your favorite characters such as Malyg, Ho-Oh, SS4 and Planb and the characters you love to hate such as Lamile and Elite! Relive such memorable quotes as 'Equals sign, capital D' and the ever popular 'OMG they killed Elite.' I cried in happiness when that one was said. How can you miss out on this capital deal! It will comes out when Season 1 finishes! Now back to the feature presentation, where a rabbit has gotten loose! What will they do?

Ratchet: What is it?

Jane: Animal

Ratchet: Yeah, but what?

Jane: Animal

Ratchet: But what type?

Jane: Animal

Ratchet: Yes but what type of animal?

Jane: Mammal

Ratchet: But what is it?

Jane: Animal

Ratchet: What type?

Jane: Animal

Ratchet: What type of mammal...

Jane: Herbivore

Ratchet: *facepalm*

Planb: I LOVE RABBITS I DO! BAWRGH! COME HERE AND GIVE ME A KISS!

Planb picks it up and starts tickling and kissing it.

SS4: =D

Planb: COME TO DADDY CUTIE! RAWRGH! I LOVE RABBITS! GRAWRGH!

Jane: Mammal...

Ratchet: But what type?

Jane: Animal

Ratchet: Yes, but wh-

Ho-Oh: IT'S A FRICKIN RABBIT! GAWD! YOU MORONS!

Jane: Dude, speak up. I can't hear you...

Elite: Where are we going?

Everyone stares at Elite.

Elite: What?

Malyg: Didn't you die last episode?

Elite: No I didn't eat pie last episode, must be thing of someone else.

Malyg: No, death.

Elite: I don't have any meth ... ask Jane.

Jane: Look at all the pretty pictures...

Ho-Oh: **** man, why are you still here? You're missing an arm. Go home!

Elite: No. I am staying here

Ho-Oh: You're only here because Malyg beleived Lamile used mind-control over you

Malyg: I didn't bring him back willingly! He's been on my leg for the last two days!

Elite: My fan base needs me!

Vegetta: What fans? We all hate you! (No offense )

Elite: Whatever. I'm tagging along anyway!

Planb: I LIKE ELITE! MAWRGH! GIVE ME A HUG!

Elite is put into a bear-hug.

Ratchet: Hey look Jane! Raha is back!

Jane is curretly sleeping and is making noises like a dog makes when he loses his chew toy.

Elite: I'm not Raha...

Ratchet: I know you're not. You're Yosup...

Elite: No I am-

Ratchet: You don't need to tell me who you are Night-Ghost.

Elite: Ffs, I am-

Jane: My swim hat!

Jane then falls back to sleep.

TheCreed appaears

TheCreed: I sure wouldn't wear any swim hats when doing her!

TheCreed disappears

SS4: =D

Fault2k: We're here!

The CHUeteers make their may into the mod station and are greeted by Shibby.

Shibby: Ai! ES! Dere iz a bunch of batty men at da door!

Malyg: It's is, not iz.

Fault2k: He said batty and you care about iz?

Shibby kisses his teeth.

Shibby: Wasteman (London slang ftl )

SS4: =D

ES walks into the door.

ES: How may I be off assistance?

Ratchet: We're here to complain about those damn racoons!

Long silence

Vegetta:... Just go sit in a corner somewhere.

Ratchet:

Malyg: We are here because-

Malyg is cut off by the sound of "Can't get enough of your love - Barry White". The sound is coming from Planb's phone.

Planb: BAWRGH! SORRY GOT TO TAKE THIS! *he answers the phone* WHAT? HEY BABY! RAWRGH! I'LL BE HOME LATER! I DO SPEND ENOUGH TIME WITH YOU! OH I AM NOT ALWAYS OUT THE HOUSE! RAWRGH! I WILL LOOK AT YOUR NEW KINKY OUTFIT LATER! BAWRGH! OK. OK. YES. I GOTTA GO! BYE SWEETIE! *He hangs up the phone* GRRR. SORRY. WAS MY SISTER.

Shibby: Can we pleaze 'urry this up? I want to go mash somehwere!

Ho-Oh: Ewwww!

Fault2k: Too much information!

Elite: Thanks for the storie!!

Ho-Oh: *sigh* Quiet time Elite...

Elite:

*Elsewhere*

A farmer is firing bullets at the birds eating his crops. He didn't hit any.

*back at the mod-station*

A bullet comes through the window and hits Elite

Ho-Oh: OMG! They killed Elite!

Malyg: You bastards!

ES: Who killed him?

Malyg: You know... they did.

ES: Who's they?

Ho-Oh: You know... them. They're bastards...

Vegetta: Anyway... this is why we are here. *Vegetta explains the whole thing.*

ES: Good gravy! (SS4:=D) Do you have any proof that all this happened?

Fault2k:... You have our word?

ES: Jiminy jillickers! (SS4:=D) This is actually true! Shibby we gotta go help them and get Sophie back!

Shibby: But bozz, I was go meet dis chick. I waz 'oping we could go home and mash!

Ho-Oh: Ewwww!

Fault2k: Too much information!

Elite: Thanks for the storie!!

Ho-Oh: *sigh* Quiet time Elite...

Elite:

SS4: =D

NOW YOU VOTE FOR WHAT HAPPENS NEXT:

A: They get a call from the flamers with a deal on how to get Sophie back
B: The trollers want in on the rescue.
C: Sophie has managed to escape by herself and returns to everyones suprise.

You guys better enjoy this one... I missed out on getting 1000 on the 5000 topic Shibby is also Ali G because in a couple of his blogs he has spoke like him...

MY JUGULAR, IT'S SO GOOD!!

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and i stole your 1000 position =D