Back from being grounded!
So what's been up?
corn....
Intruder! Nevermind, she's praising Torres.
And he plays for Liverpool. Wootzorz. Now how about we actually win this season, eh?
We'd better, otherwise the Yanks will kick Benitez out.
And then the Liverpool fans will finally get the inspiration to buy the club for themselves, like they said last year. So the Yanks get kicked out, and Benitez is back in business!
I'm so clever.
Also, being hit over the head repetitively with a book > grounding. More effective, too.