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Our epic tale.
I'd like to say that everything in this story is true, but some events are extremely exagerated. Don't be offended if I've put something about you, I'm mainly joking around. Now listen and enjoy my story about... malyg.!
We first met each other on Ryan-'s CHUUL board. I barely knew him, but I knew he was quite popular. I expected a shut out, and that was what I got. I showed my coolio sportsmanship and congratulated him with a "nice match" or "congrats". He responded likewise. I started paying more attention to him.
During CHUUL's second season, I faced malyg, yet again. It was a close match, but (with ma n3w f0und popularity HAH) I beat malyg. (Notice I'm not using malygy-poo. Weird, eh?). We congratulated each other again, and we started talking a little bit on the General Discussion board. OTD was not made yet. (I think? :O)
Malyg started up with his "What happened to you (insert random user name), you used to be cool". In the OTD (finally, a spam board!), he started spewing it at me, as a joke. In return, I made fun of him. =D
We started with a pm, with malyg doing something like this, and me replying.
Our convo:
Malyg: What happened to you lamile, you used to be cool
Lamile: Nothing happened... I still am cool
Malyg: Are you as cool as a fool in a pool?
Lamile: Of course I'm as cool as a fool in a pool. But I bet you arent!
Malyg: I'm as cool as a fool in a pool! You're not as cool as a fool as a pool.
Lamile: Sure I'm as cool and as awesome as a fool in teh pool. You're the lame loser in the pool!
And so on.
Later on, we continued our little pool in fool cool talk, but then we started getting cuddly and fuzzy. :bigcuddlyteddybear:
Pms started turning into "I love you!" and "I love you too!" and "I love you more than the entire world" and "I love you more than the most of the entire world!".
Don't ask me how it got there...
Soon, we were the cuddliest couple in CHU. So cute <3
I first made up a nickname for him, the epic Malygy-poo.
He first didn't like it, but w/e!
I MADE him like it.
So in return, he had to make up a nickname for me, the ever so cute -- Lam the Lamb <3
So we became the awesome couple on CHU, and everyone knew us as a couple. If you didn't, now you know. And we were happy and all that, I guess you can say. (He soo killed me off in his CHU Chronicles. What a nice guy, right?)
Anyways, life went on.
Suddenly (dun dun dun!!) I caught him CHEATING. And with a GUY TOO! You know who you are! *coughss4pbsjustincough*
It's bad to be with a cheater. *smacks*
*smacks again*
*smacks a third time*
I mean, it's one this to cheat with a girl, another to cheat on me with three guys. C'mon!
And now, to epically end our everlong lasting relationship, we have broken up. Yes, that's right. That's what we've been planning all along. To write seperate stories about our together-ness and announce it to the world! Or CHU at least. And I bet his will be funnier than mine, but mine's the TRUTH.
Malygy-poo malygy-poo malygy-poo.. D:
Goodbye <3
[Edited by lamile, 11/14/2008 8:18:46 PM]