When you go looking for the family rifle. When you talk to the Barkeep, there's a guy in the bar all sobbing and emo about a rifle. Take that little side-mission, and when you get close to it (no, I ain't tellin' ya where it is!!) there's a campfire and some containers, and a dead body. Search the corpse, and you'll find it. I love things like that...did you see the red stapler and T.P.S. reports in F.E.A.R.? Straight Office Space right there. Happy April Fools Day!! (no, i wasn't foolin' ya, BTW) -AOS