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I think my boyfriend is a ninja.....
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    MordorMaster posted on Jun 20, 2015 11:30:05 PM - Report post
     
    he doesn't talk to me as often as he use to, and doesn't come to my house so much anymore. When he does he doesn't stay long, and he seems to be in a hurry to leave.

    He always were's black clothes now, and seem pretty aware of his surroundings. He was gone for about a week recently, and he didn't tell me where he went. I'm not sure what's going on, but I suspect he's become a ninja.

    If I tell him that I know I'm afraid he might assassinate me, so I'm not sure what to do. Any advice?
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    DABhand posted on Jun 21, 2015 7:52:01 AM - Report post
     
    May I suggest aging.
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    deeppurple posted on Jun 21, 2015 8:31:57 AM - Report post
     
    quote:
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    he doesn't talk to me as often as he use to, and doesn't come to my house so much anymore. When he does he doesn't stay long, and he seems to be in a hurry to leave.

    He always were's black clothes now, and seem pretty aware of his surroundings. He was gone for about a week recently, and he didn't tell me where he went. I'm not sure what's going on, but I suspect he's become a ninja.

    If I tell him that I know I'm afraid he might assassinate me, so I'm not sure what to do. Any advice?

    Thats ok....my Ex-wife was a witch.....

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    Jaks posted on Jun 21, 2015 1:26:40 PM - Report post
     
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    originally posted by MordorMaster

    he doesn't talk to me as often as he use to, and doesn't come to my house so much anymore. When he does he doesn't stay long, and he seems to be in a hurry to leave.

    He always were's black clothes now, and seem pretty aware of his surroundings. He was gone for about a week recently, and he didn't tell me where he went. I'm not sure what's going on, but I suspect he's become a ninja.

    If I tell him that I know I'm afraid he might assassinate me, so I'm not sure what to do. Any advice?

    Thats ok....my Ex-wife was a witch.....


    Um..um...UMM. Working in the sex business. Marrying witches. Sounds like you've found the cure for the 9 to 5 blues Deep. lol Don't be late if you're making Alimony payments. No telling what the Ex might 'Brew up.'








    [Edited by element5, 6/21/2015 1:30:01 PM]

    Keep your Fighting clean and your Sex dirty.
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    MordorMaster posted on Jun 21, 2015 5:37:22 PM - Report post
     
    What kind of sex industry are you in Sage?! You gotta watch out for those deadly witch diseases!

    [Edited by MordorMaster, 6/21/2015 5:39:34 PM]
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    deeppurple posted on Jun 21, 2015 5:46:15 PM - Report post
     
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    What kind of sex industry are you in Sage?! You gotta watch out for those deadly witch diseases!

    [Edited by MordorMaster, 6/21/2015 5:39:34 PM]

    I run a sex shop.........

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    MordorMaster posted on Jun 21, 2015 5:52:09 PM - Report post
     
    "I run a sex shop........."

    oh, well, I guess there's no witch diseases in that. Good job!
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    Vlad_the_Bad posted on Jun 21, 2015 6:14:20 PM - Report post
     
    quote:
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    he doesn't talk to me as often as he use to, and doesn't come to my house so much anymore. When he does he doesn't stay long, and he seems to be in a hurry to leave.

    He always were's black clothes now, and seem pretty aware of his surroundings. He was gone for about a week recently, and he didn't tell me where he went. I'm not sure what's going on, but I suspect he's become a ninja.

    If I tell him that I know I'm afraid he might assassinate me, so I'm not sure what to do. Any advice?

    Clearly either you or your "boyfriend" have issues. Maybe not Dr. Phil issues, but issues nonetheless.

    In another post you said...
    "However, with the graphics in some of these video games they could easily make some attractive female characters to expose for our enjoyment."

    So maybe your ninja boyfriend left because he found out you just wanted to spend your time "enjoying" female video game characters.

    Either something doesn't smell right here to me, or you truly do have Dr. Phil issues.

    Ignorance can be fixed.
    Stupid is forever.

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