The first post on here sure helps OP a lot...
Anyway, is it possible to remove the IE9 update from Windows Update, then put it back again? Or in other words 'reinstalling' IE9? If yes, try that.
It helps more than you think. All it takes is go on google and download google chrome and he is flying. Now I don't see how that wouldn't help, Now what you did was helping him in ANOTHER way.
[Edited by Sapphire, 1/2/2014 3:50:45 AM]