And I feel even more poorer!
You are the most poor man in the world, best to just accept it and move on
Wouldn't be as pretty, but you could basically buy all the components individually, befriend an experienced welder, and boom. Homebrew is basically the geek's way of sticking it to THE MAN.
And also considerably less expensive. Because frivolous spending is the domain of THE MAN.
Sadly the Geeks way is having the best gear and damn using it better than everyone else!