"I'm sorry, man, but I've got magic. I've got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time - and this includes naps - I'm an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground." - Charlie Sheen
This actually is not my favorite Charlie Sheen quote... but my favorite is inappropriate for the younger crowd.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------- -Mistakes- Perhaps your sole purpose in life is to serve as an example to others.