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POLL: Fight Club
 
Latiosmaster47  posted on Jul 21, 2012 10:14:22 PM - Report post

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Here are the contestants:

1: A Bear- Link

They can tear you apart limb from limb and can climb faster than they can run. Their only known weaknesses are honey and pic-a-nic baskets. Bears are dangerous, except when you meet them in gyms. Then they're extremely dangerous. If you'd like to learn more about bears, click here! --> Link

2: Walrus- Link

Walruses(is?) are known for being water-dwelling creatures with long tusks. Or maybe they're teeth, heck I don't know I'm not a zoologist. Or a walrusologist. Or whatever it is that studies walrusi. If you put chopsticks in your mouth, you can look like a walrus kind of.

3: Your Mom- Link

Yo momma so fat, she's got her own gravitational field.
Yo momma so poor she can't even pay attention.
Yo momma so dumb, she can't think of a third joke to put right here....

4: Neo7- Link (visual approximation)

Now I'm not going to sit here and make Neo7-related Chuck Norris Jokes. Instead, I am going to stand here and post it on the internet. Why am I standing in front of my computer? Well, I'm not. But saying "crouching awkwardly while sitting on one leg until it goes numb" doesn't have the same ring to it.

[Edited by Latiosmaster47, 7/21/2012 11:07:50 PM]

 
latios_power  posted on Jul 22, 2012 9:11:19 AM - Report post

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Yo momma wins...every single time.
 
forty-two  posted on Jul 22, 2012 2:33:23 PM - Report post

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Fair fight, or prison rules?
 
Latiosmaster47  posted on Jul 22, 2012 4:03:40 PM - Report post

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No touching of the hair or face.

And that's it! Now let's do this!

 
QueenNic  posted on Jul 22, 2012 4:20:18 PM - Report post

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Neo7.

Mostly because I'm convinced he's not entirely human.

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