Off-Topic Discussions

Here are the contestants:

1: A Bear- Link

They can tear you apart limb from limb and can climb faster than they can run. Their only known weaknesses are honey and pic-a-nic baskets. Bears are dangerous, except when you meet them in gyms. Then they're extremely dangerous. If you'd like to learn more about bears, click here! --> Link

2: Walrus- Link

Walruses(is?) are known for being water-dwelling creatures with long tusks. Or maybe they're teeth, heck I don't know I'm not a zoologist. Or a walrusologist. Or whatever it is that studies walrusi. If you put chopsticks in your mouth, you can look like a walrus kind of.

3: Your Mom- Link

Yo momma so fat, she's got her own gravitational field.
Yo momma so poor she can't even pay attention.
Yo momma so dumb, she can't think of a third joke to put right here....

4: Neo7- Link (visual approximation)

Now I'm not going to sit here and make Neo7-related Chuck Norris Jokes. Instead, I am going to stand here and post it on the internet. Why am I standing in front of my computer? Well, I'm not. But saying "crouching awkwardly while sitting on one leg until it goes numb" doesn't have the same ring to it.

[Edited by Latiosmaster47, 7/21/2012 11:07:50 PM]

Yo momma wins...every single time.

Fair fight, or prison rules?

No touching of the hair or face.

And that's it! Now let's do this!

Neo7.

Mostly because I'm convinced he's not entirely human.