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    Skyheart posted on Jun 11, 2012 7:45:34 AM - Report post
     
    Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational battle station!

    FIRE!
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    Monkey007 posted on Jun 11, 2012 7:59:47 AM - Report post
     
    quote:
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    Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational battle station!

    FIRE!

    AGX-10623ABX4Z.V2 Reporting.

    A jedi with a green lightsaber and a rather old fashioned haircut has destroyed the firing console. We tried shooting him, but for some reason we kept missing.

    Then we ran out of ammo. Which, like, almost never happens. Except it did that time.

    What now?

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    LordVenator posted on Jun 11, 2012 8:05:16 AM - Report post
     
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    Skyheart posted on Jun 11, 2012 8:44:31 AM - Report post
     
    quote:
    originally posted by Monkey007

    quote:
    originally posted by Skyheart

    Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational battle station!

    FIRE!

    AGX-10623ABX4Z.V2 Reporting.

    A jedi with a green lightsaber and a rather old fashioned haircut has destroyed the firing console. We tried shooting him, but for some reason we kept missing.

    Then we ran out of ammo. Which, like, almost never happens. Except it did that time.

    What now?

    ...You guys suck. It's about time I fire the lot of you and hire some Troopers who can actually hit a Death Star at point blank range. Report to the nearest airlock open the space doors.

    Loop... please destroy the planet full of Gungans.

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    Lord Vader posted on Jun 11, 2012 8:50:32 AM - Report post
     
    quote:
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    quote:
    originally posted by Monkey007

    quote:
    originally posted by Skyheart

    Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational battle station!

    FIRE!

    AGX-10623ABX4Z.V2 Reporting.

    A jedi with a green lightsaber and a rather old fashioned haircut has destroyed the firing console. We tried shooting him, but for some reason we kept missing.

    Then we ran out of ammo. Which, like, almost never happens. Except it did that time.

    What now?

    ...You guys suck. It's about time I fire the lot of you and hire some Troopers who can actually hit a Death Star at point blank range. Report to the nearest airlock open the space doors.

    Loop... please destroy the planet full of Gungans.

    hey watch it...be careful where u point that thing

    [Edited by saurabhfzd, 6/11/2012 8:50:57 AM]

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    Skyheart posted on Jun 11, 2012 8:58:10 AM - Report post
     
    What thing? Oh, this big mean looking planet destroying weapon? That's just a big hood orament. Please pay it no mind.
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    LordVenator posted on Jun 11, 2012 9:41:46 AM - Report post
     
    It has been done, not because you've asked me to, but because of the sheer pleasure in destroying a planet and killing billions of its inhabitants.
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    Skyheart posted on Jun 11, 2012 9:47:33 AM - Report post
     
    quote:
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    It has been done, not because you've asked me to, but because of the sheer pleasure in destroying a planet and killing billions of its inhabitants.

    Works for me.

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