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Man has polar bear as pet.
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    H posted on Apr 21, 2012 2:20:58 AM - Report post
     
    That's nice! At least he made the news....

    It's been a long time coming.
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    HonestGamer posted on Apr 21, 2012 5:16:29 AM - Report post
     
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    You know that doesn't matter how friendly you are with such animals, They are wild and have a dangerous nature. I don't say he\she will kill ya but any mistake costs your life.

    True, though that's less frequent if you raise the baby animal by yourself.

    There is a thing called "Instinct". No matter where the animal is born and reared, it will follow it's instincts. This includes us. How did the first couple copulate? It's instinct.

    The bear - if in a position to hunt down anyone, will not refrain from doing it. Even if it comes to his guardian.

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    Varacka posted on Apr 21, 2012 5:45:20 AM - Report post
     
    quote:
    originally posted by HonestGamer

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    originally posted by LoopDaLoop

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    originally posted by Evanscense

    You know that doesn't matter how friendly you are with such animals, They are wild and have a dangerous nature. I don't say he\she will kill ya but any mistake costs your life.

    True, though that's less frequent if you raise the baby animal by yourself.

    There is a thing called "Instinct". No matter where the animal is born and reared, it will follow it's instincts. This includes us. How did the first couple copulate? It's instinct.

    The bear - if in a position to hunt down anyone, will not refrain from doing it. Even if it comes to his guardian.

    Part of the description read the bear used to play with the family dogs.....

    *bears running around playing with the dogs when the bear acidently swallows one of the dogs...

    Man: Bad Bear bad. Drop it.

    *Bear poops out a dead dog*

    Man: bad bear go to your room your grounded.


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    Realusionist posted on Apr 21, 2012 6:36:09 PM - Report post
     
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    Polar bears are mostly calm.

    until they maul your face

    By nature, those animals are calm. Unless, you infuriate them. And again, they don't get excited that easy.

    "I'm not even sure if we are a family...". Holding an axe by the knob as she was standing at the arch of the doorway, she said.
    "Still I can dream, can't I?". He quibbled.
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    Shotgunmaniac posted on Apr 21, 2012 6:56:09 PM - Report post
     
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    Polar bears are mostly calm.

    until they maul your face

    By nature, those animals are calm. Unless, you infuriate them. And again, they don't get excited that easy.

    Polar bears are calm and cautious around humans until they're hungry. Then you're food.

    Or, you know, until they get bored. 'Cause they hunt for fun, too.

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    Realusionist posted on Apr 21, 2012 7:41:19 PM - Report post
     
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    quote:
    originally posted by Realusionist

    Polar bears are mostly calm.

    until they maul your face

    By nature, those animals are calm. Unless, you infuriate them. And again, they don't get excited that easy.

    Polar bears are calm and cautious around humans until they're hungry. Then you're food.

    Or, you know, until they get bored. 'Cause they hunt for fun, too.

    I didn't know they also hunt for fun.

    "I'm not even sure if we are a family...". Holding an axe by the knob as she was standing at the arch of the doorway, she said.
    "Still I can dream, can't I?". He quibbled.
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    Greendaysuks136 posted on Apr 22, 2012 7:27:01 PM - Report post
     
    Polar bears have now begun mating with grizzly bears. Grolar bears. Not even joking. Mix the world's biggest bear with the world's most aggressive.

    The only thing left to do is ride them into battle.
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    Shotgunmaniac posted on Apr 22, 2012 8:22:56 PM - Report post
     
    quote:
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    Polar bears have now begun mating with grizzly bears. Grolar bears. Not even joking. Mix the world's biggest bear with the world's most aggressive.

    The only thing left to do is ride them into battle.

    No.

    The only thing left to do is make peace with the deity of your chosen faith. For the end is nigh.

    Omnes laudo infinitum-ursa I, for one, welcome our bear overlords with my horribly broken Latin.

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