Mass Effect 3 Discussion
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exit cc, shepard, the commity wants to see you...
commity office; omg the UK!
reaper outside window! move! go go go!
ubber shockwave, shepard suffers massive internal bleeding,
camera pans, shepard dead
Shepard orders his crew off the Normandy and flies solo to Dark Space.
Shepard comes face to face with the Reaper queen. She's wearing a pink tutu.
Reaper queen admits that she's been so obsessed with Shepard because she's really in love with him.
Shepard asks why she's been destroying all life in the galaxy despite her feelings.
Queen Reaper admits she thinks EDI is a slut, and got jealous because she's seen Shepard in his boxers.
Reaper Queen became jealous and angry, wanting to make everyone pay for her pain.
Shepard promises to stay with the Reaper queen if she'll call off the Reapers.
Reaper queen agrees and the galaxy is saved once more by Shepard.
Shepard and the Reaper queen live happily ever after.
[10 years later]
Shepard tells bedtime stories to his three Reaper kiddies.
Reapers ask about Shepards Home.
Shepard takes kiddies back to our galaxy and shows them around Earth.
Shepard introduces kiddies to Grandma Shepard.
Grandma Shepard tickles kiddie Reapers.
Kiddie Reapers laugh and laugh.
Kiddie Reapers accidentally set off their Reaper lasers.
Reaper lasers trigger a cluster of Omega particles in Earth's atmosphere.
Omega particles decide to have an all night Vodka party.
Omega particles ignite, destroying the Universe as we know it.
(Fade to black).
[Edited by Skyheart, 3/22/2012 4:18:50 AM]
That doesn't make any sense! Where would a Reaper find a pink tutu the size of a battleship?!
or it could have lovingly stitched together all the armour
remnants of previous invasions,
would just have to clean out corpses, and disinfectant process could bleach em pink
reapers find large ancient data cache,
reapers assimilate and exchange data (near instant)
turns out it was a collection of all the music pre-contact
as sentient collectives each reaper runtime has its own reaction
a consensus is reached within each reaper platform
and with overwhelming majority runtimes favor cultural investigation/experimentation
and the first ever inter-galactic woodstock moment is born
[Edited by Mijinion, 3/21/2012 3:31:17 PM]
Garrus stars in the next eighteen ME games, subsequently being made an actual living, breathing entity in our world after enough people complete ME21 due to suspension of disbelief in how one alien can be so badass.
He then reenacts the events of ME21 and pinches Sol in-between his toes, and shoots both the stars of Alpha Centauri with one shot.
Except, like, he doesn't even use a gun. They just nova out of fear.
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