have fun make an ending, try to to have spoilers (if you do, tag it)
ending 1
exit cc, shepard, the commity wants to see you... commity office; omg the UK! reaper outside window! move! go go go! ubber shockwave, shepard suffers massive internal bleeding, camera pans, shepard dead
Shepard finds a passage into Dark Space where the Reapers came from. Shepard orders his crew off the Normandy and flies solo to Dark Space. Shepard comes face to face with the Reaper queen. She's wearing a pink tutu. Reaper queen admits that she's been so obsessed with Shepard because she's really in love with him. Shepard asks why she's been destroying all life in the galaxy despite her feelings. Queen Reaper admits she thinks EDI is a slut, and got jealous because she's seen Shepard in his boxers. Reaper Queen became jealous and angry, wanting to make everyone pay for her pain. Shepard promises to stay with the Reaper queen if she'll call off the Reapers. Reaper queen agrees and the galaxy is saved once more by Shepard. Shepard and the Reaper queen live happily ever after.
[10 years later]
Shepard tells bedtime stories to his three Reaper kiddies. Reapers ask about Shepards Home. Shepard takes kiddies back to our galaxy and shows them around Earth. Shepard introduces kiddies to Grandma Shepard. Grandma Shepard tickles kiddie Reapers. Kiddie Reapers laugh and laugh. Kiddie Reapers accidentally set off their Reaper lasers. Reaper lasers trigger a cluster of Omega particles in Earth's atmosphere. Omega particles decide to have an all night Vodka party. Omega particles ignite, destroying the Universe as we know it.
(Fade to black).
[Edited by Skyheart, 3/22/2012 4:18:50 AM]
--------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Remember the good old days when you could just slap Omni-Gel on everything?" - Shepard, ME2
"Not right now. Trying to determine how Scale Itch got aboard. Sexually transmitted disease carried only by Varren..... Implications unpleasant." - Mordin, ME2
Shepard finds a passage into Dark Space where the Reapers came from. Shepard orders his crew off the Normandy and flies solo to Dark Space. Shepard comes face to face with the Reaper queen. She's wearing a pink tutu. Reaper queen admits that she's been so obsessed with Shepard because she's really in love with him. Shepard promises to stay with the Reaper queen if she'll call off the Reapers. Reaper queen agrees and the galaxy is saved once more by Shepard. Shepard and the Reaper queen live happily ever after.
[10 years later]
Shepard tells bedtime stories to his three Reaper kiddies. Reapers ask about Shepards Home. Shepard takes kiddies back to our galaxy and shows them around Earth. Shepard introduces kiddies to Grandma Shepard. Grandma Shepard tickles kiddie Reapers. Kiddie Reapers laugh and laugh. Kiddie Reapers accidentally set off their Reaper lasers. Reaper lasers trigger a cluster of Omega particles in Earth's atmosphere. Omega particles decide to have an all night Vodka party. Omega particles ignite, destroying the Universe as we know it.
(Fade to black).
[Edited by Skyheart, 3/21/2012 12:53:21 PM]
That doesn't make any sense! Where would a Reaper find a pink tutu the size of a battleship?!
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i think 50K years+ of recycled plastics would work
or it could have lovingly stitched together all the armour remnants of previous invasions, would just have to clean out corpses, and disinfectant process could bleach em pink
ending 2
reapers find large ancient data cache, reapers assimilate and exchange data (near instant)
turns out it was a collection of all the music pre-contact
as sentient collectives each reaper runtime has its own reaction
a consensus is reached within each reaper platform and with overwhelming majority runtimes favor cultural investigation/experimentation
and the first ever inter-galactic woodstock moment is born
Spoiler:
based off my theory that reapers were created by convergence cultists (like unitology in deadspace)
Shepard finds a passage into Dark Space where the Reapers came from. Shepard orders his crew off the Normandy and flies solo to Dark Space. Shepard comes face to face with the Reaper queen. She's wearing a pink tutu. Reaper queen admits that she's been so obsessed with Shepard because she's really in love with him. Shepard promises to stay with the Reaper queen if she'll call off the Reapers. Reaper queen agrees and the galaxy is saved once more by Shepard. Shepard and the Reaper queen live happily ever after.
[10 years later]
Shepard tells bedtime stories to his three Reaper kiddies. Reapers ask about Shepards Home. Shepard takes kiddies back to our galaxy and shows them around Earth. Shepard introduces kiddies to Grandma Shepard. Grandma Shepard tickles kiddie Reapers. Kiddie Reapers laugh and laugh. Kiddie Reapers accidentally set off their Reaper lasers. Reaper lasers trigger a cluster of Omega particles in Earth's atmosphere. Omega particles decide to have an all night Vodka party. Omega particles ignite, destroying the Universe as we know it.
(Fade to black).
[Edited by Skyheart, 3/21/2012 12:53:21 PM]
Queen Shepard thinks EDI is a slut, and has obviously seen Shepard in his boxers. lol
An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest. I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
Shepard finds a passage into Dark Space where the Reapers came from. Shepard orders his crew off the Normandy and flies solo to Dark Space. Shepard comes face to face with the Reaper queen. She's wearing a pink tutu. Reaper queen admits that she's been so obsessed with Shepard because she's really in love with him. Shepard promises to stay with the Reaper queen if she'll call off the Reapers. Reaper queen agrees and the galaxy is saved once more by Shepard. Shepard and the Reaper queen live happily ever after.
[10 years later]
Shepard tells bedtime stories to his three Reaper kiddies. Reapers ask about Shepards Home. Shepard takes kiddies back to our galaxy and shows them around Earth. Shepard introduces kiddies to Grandma Shepard. Grandma Shepard tickles kiddie Reapers. Kiddie Reapers laugh and laugh. Kiddie Reapers accidentally set off their Reaper lasers. Reaper lasers trigger a cluster of Omega particles in Earth's atmosphere. Omega particles decide to have an all night Vodka party. Omega particles ignite, destroying the Universe as we know it.
(Fade to black).
[Edited by Skyheart, 3/21/2012 12:53:21 PM]
Queen Shepard thinks EDI is a slut, and has obviously seen Shepard in his boxers. lol
Updated. 8D
--------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Remember the good old days when you could just slap Omni-Gel on everything?" - Shepard, ME2
"Not right now. Trying to determine how Scale Itch got aboard. Sexually transmitted disease carried only by Varren..... Implications unpleasant." - Mordin, ME2
Shepard has actually been an inconsequential background mook on board the Normandy and is dreaming up the events of all three games.
Garrus stars in the next eighteen ME games, subsequently being made an actual living, breathing entity in our world after enough people complete ME21 due to suspension of disbelief in how one alien can be so badass.
He then reenacts the events of ME21 and pinches Sol in-between his toes, and shoots both the stars of Alpha Centauri with one shot.
Except, like, he doesn't even use a gun. They just nova out of fear.
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