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Mass Effect 3 SPOILERS and INFO
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    ServiusTheBear posted on Mar 06, 2012 3:45:09 PM - Report post
     
    quote:
    originally posted by Monkey007

    quote:
    originally posted by ServiusTheBear

    Quickly some one says something so I can see Monkeys eyes being burned out of their pits.



    *PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH*
    You got your wish, I just caught a glimpse of the ending. DON'T TELL ME! I just caught that it wasn't positive no matter what you do. And to be honest I was expecting a good ending... kill reaperz, T-bag them, and go home! Oh, Bioware.

    Sence 1.

    Bear sits down in sofa. While Monkey007 looks with confusion in its eyes. Bear then continues to open up a script folder and reads of line by line the three endings to Mass Effect 3. Monkey007 enraged by this go's on a killing spree after bear. But sadly dose not get him as a reaper part squishes Monkey007 into a pancake!

    Sence 2.

    Bear reads the same three endings at Monkey007's funeral. Then the coffin bursts open to a zombie Monkey007 who eats everyone in the building except bear cause he got out of there faster than a mouse on speed. (Note yeah this bear can run like a sissy and fast when needed.) The zombie is then zapped by an awesome lazzer blast from outer space and the story ends.

    Good night kids and sleep well and dont let the zombies eat your brains!

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    Monkey007 posted on Mar 06, 2012 3:48:52 PM - Report post
     
    quote:
    originally posted by ServiusTheBear

    quote:
    originally posted by Monkey007

    quote:
    originally posted by ServiusTheBear

    Quickly some one says something so I can see Monkeys eyes being burned out of their pits.



    *PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH*
    You got your wish, I just caught a glimpse of the ending. DON'T TELL ME! I just caught that it wasn't positive no matter what you do. And to be honest I was expecting a good ending... kill reaperz, T-bag them, and go home! Oh, Bioware.

    Sence 1.

    Bear sits down in sofa. While Monkey007 looks with confusion in its eyes. Bear then continues to open up a script folder and reads of line by line the three endings to Mass Effect 3. Monkey007 enraged by this go's on a killing spree after bear. But sadly dose not get him as a reaper part squishes Monkey007 into a pancake!

    Sence 2.

    Bear reads the same three endings at Monkey007's funeral. Then the coffin bursts open to a zombie Monkey007 who eats everyone in the building except bear cause he got out of there faster than a mouse on speed. (Note yeah this bear can run like a sissy and fast when needed.) The zombie is then zapped by an awesome lazzer blast from outer space and the story ends.

    Good night kids and sleep well and dont let the zombies eat your brains!

    You... think you can kill the Monkey so easily?

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahahahaha...haha...ha

    *continues in the distance*

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    Drakonis posted on Mar 06, 2012 4:05:32 PM - Report post
     
    quote:
    originally posted by Skyheart

    Looks like the spoilers for the only three endings were correct, and the ****storm on the BW forums is hilarious.

    I mean... really, did anyone seriously expect a happy ending to all of this?

    One thing I'm curious about is the Geth. We've seen Quarian ships fighting in the trailer(s), but there's nothing about the Geth.

    Oh, and Drakonis, no offense... but keep it shut

    Um, damn....

    EA is the anti-Midas touch company. Everything they touch turns to garbage.
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    ServiusTheBear posted on Mar 06, 2012 10:21:41 PM - Report post
     
    quote:
    originally posted by Drakonis

    quote:
    originally posted by Skyheart

    Looks like the spoilers for the only three endings were correct, and the ****storm on the BW forums is hilarious.

    I mean... really, did anyone seriously expect a happy ending to all of this?

    One thing I'm curious about is the Geth. We've seen Quarian ships fighting in the trailer(s), but there's nothing about the Geth.

    Oh, and Drakonis, no offense... but keep it shut

    Um, damn....

    Huggles Drak, There there. Shep will live on in our noggin n hearts. Killing geth and reapers left right an center while bonking as many alien woman as possible. Or doing it while he kills. Just link in the movie I like. I forget the name.

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    Skyheart posted on Mar 07, 2012 12:26:23 AM - Report post
     
    quote:
    originally posted by ServiusTheBear

    quote:
    originally posted by Drakonis

    quote:
    originally posted by Skyheart

    Looks like the spoilers for the only three endings were correct, and the ****storm on the BW forums is hilarious.

    I mean... really, did anyone seriously expect a happy ending to all of this?

    One thing I'm curious about is the Geth. We've seen Quarian ships fighting in the trailer(s), but there's nothing about the Geth.

    Oh, and Drakonis, no offense... but keep it shut

    Um, damn....

    Huggles Drak, There there. Shep will live on in our noggin n hearts. Killing geth and reapers left right an center while bonking as many alien woman as possible. Or doing it while he kills. Just link in the movie I like. I forget the name.

    I think you've been watching too much porn Serv.

    It's okay Drakonis, we only need to keep you gagged and bound for two more days. Then we can let you go.

    "Remember the good old days when you could just slap Omni-Gel on everything?" - Shepard, ME2

    "Not right now. Trying to determine how Scale Itch got aboard. Sexually transmitted disease carried only by Varren..... Implications unpleasant." - Mordin, ME2
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    OffCentered posted on Mar 07, 2012 2:50:18 AM - Report post
     
    OMG!!!

    I'm about 14 hours into the game now and the stuff I've seen...
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    That one part where you do that thing and that stuff happens! WOW!!!

    and...
    Spoiler:
    When those things do that weird thing to those things, it just makes me want to take my thing and do that thing back to those things! So Mad!

    then when...
    Spoiler:
    After that moment with that guy, the things he said, it was just so sad and made me want to do some stuff.


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    go murder a clown." ~ Festus Krex
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    Drakonis posted on Mar 07, 2012 2:57:13 AM - Report post
     
    quote:
    originally posted by Skyheart

    quote:
    originally posted by ServiusTheBear

    quote:
    originally posted by Drakonis

    quote:
    originally posted by Skyheart

    Looks like the spoilers for the only three endings were correct, and the ****storm on the BW forums is hilarious.

    I mean... really, did anyone seriously expect a happy ending to all of this?

    One thing I'm curious about is the Geth. We've seen Quarian ships fighting in the trailer(s), but there's nothing about the Geth.

    Oh, and Drakonis, no offense... but keep it shut

    Um, damn....

    Huggles Drak, There there. Shep will live on in our noggin n hearts. Killing geth and reapers left right an center while bonking as many alien woman as possible. Or doing it while he kills. Just link in the movie I like. I forget the name.

    I think you've been watching too much porn Serv.

    It's okay Drakonis, we only need to keep you gagged and bound for two more days. Then we can let you go.

    Okay, no more spoilers from me until everyone gets the game

    I can't wait to get off work to go play the game. But when I get home I have to help feed my kids, help with their homework, get them ready for bed and then hopefully no wife honey do's. At least I work from home tomorrow so I can stay up late tonight.

    EA is the anti-Midas touch company. Everything they touch turns to garbage.
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    Skyheart posted on Mar 07, 2012 3:19:02 AM - Report post
     
    Well, at least we know why blowing up the Collector base was a paragon option in ME2.

    I always blew it up in every playthrough because I didn't want't to put something with that level of technology into Cerberus' hands, but I know a lot of people who complained about it being a Paragon option, while keeping it was Renegade, since back before we knew anything about ME3, we thought keeping the base would give us an advantage, while blowing it up may destroy any chance we have of surviving.

    Now it makes sense. If you hand over the Collector base to TIM, and he's become indoctrinated. Bad combo.

    I still think there should have been an option to be able to contact the Alliance or Council to get there before Cerberus grabbed it though.
    "Remember the good old days when you could just slap Omni-Gel on everything?" - Shepard, ME2

    "Not right now. Trying to determine how Scale Itch got aboard. Sexually transmitted disease carried only by Varren..... Implications unpleasant." - Mordin, ME2
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