Bad/Science jokes. - Cheat Happens Off-Topic Discussions Message Board (Page 1)
Cheat Happens Game Cheats and Wallpapers
Cheat Happens Game Cheats and Wallpapers
 
Cheat Happens Game Cheats and Wallpapers
 
     TRAINERS       REQUESTS       GAME REVIEWS       GAME WALLPAPERS       BOARDS
-OR-
 
     
  MESSAGE BOARD LINKS:   SIGNUP    |    BOARDS HOME    |   MY FAVORITE BOARDS    |   NEWEST POSTS    |   MY THREADS  
 
OFF-TOPIC DISCUSSIONS MESSAGE BOARD
 
   
SEARCH BOARDS:  
SEARCH THIS BOARD ONLY  
SEARCH HEADERS ONLY  
 
           
   Page 1 of 2     First Page     Previous Page     Next Page     Last Page  New Topic New Topic    New Poll New Poll    Post Reply Post Reply    Help Help   
 
 MESSAGE BOARDS >> OFF-TOPIC DISCUSSIONS
 Bad/Science jokes.  
 
 
Current rank: 1.5 Stars. Next Rank at 500 Posts.

Send a PM to Foxxie-kun
VETERAN
Foxxie-kun
  send PM
  view profile
  add to friends

United States 
User #: 648165
Posts: 443 
Joined: Feb 18, 2009   
Last visit: Jul 21, 2014
Posted: Jun 16, 2011 11:13:46 AM - Report post  (0)  (0)       Post Reply  post reply  

Here's a thread for science/math/computer tech related jokes. Have at it. I will start us off.

An atom walked into a bar. He soon discovered it was a gay bar and decided to split. There were no survivors.

---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Yo.
Current rank: 2.5 Stars. Next Rank at 2000 Posts.

Send a PM to shianova
ELITE
shianova
  send PM
  view profile
  add to friends

Canada 
User #: 210367
Posts: 1685 
Joined: Mar 11, 2007   
Last visit: Jul 27, 2014
Posted: Jun 16, 2011 8:43:17 PM - Report post  (0)  (0)       Post Reply  post reply  

A neutron walked into a bar and asked, "How much for a drink?" The bartender replied, "For you, no charge."
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Because French Is Awesome.

(\__/) (\_(\(\(\
(='.'=)(=':' )(-_-)
(')_(')(,(')(')(_(")(")

Current rank: 2.5 Stars. Next Rank at 2000 Posts.

Send a PM to Skyheart
ELDER
Skyheart
  send PM
  view profile
  add to friends

United Kingdom 
User #: 308147
Posts: 1616 
Joined: Oct 07, 2007   
Last visit: Jul 26, 2014
Posted: Jun 16, 2011 9:03:17 PM - Report post  (0)  (0)       Post Reply  post reply  

DEFINITION: Computer - A device designed to speed and automate errors.

[Edited by Skyheart, 6/16/2011 9:04:27 PM]

---------------------------------------------------------------------------
"Remember the good old days when you could just slap Omni-Gel on everything?" - Shepard, ME2

"Not right now. Trying to determine how Scale Itch got aboard. Sexually transmitted disease carried only by Varren..... Implications unpleasant." - Mordin, ME2
Current rank: 1.5 Stars. Next Rank at 500 Posts.

Send a PM to Degari
V.I.P.
Degari
  send PM
  view profile
  add to friends

Australia 
User #: 890900
Posts: 252 
Joined: Jan 05, 2010   
Last visit: Jun 08, 2014
Posted: Jun 16, 2011 9:53:28 PM - Report post  (0)  (0)       Post Reply  post reply  

Two scientists walked into a bar.

The first scientist said to the barkeeper 'I'll like some H2O'

The second scientist said 'I'll have some H2O too'

They all died.

Spoiler:

H2O2 is Hydrogen peroxide, just in case you were wondering
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
... at night :3
Current rank: 1.5 Stars. Next Rank at 500 Posts.

Send a PM to skittles234
ELITE
skittles234
  send PM
  view profile
  add to friends

United States 
User #: 236940
Posts: 306 
Joined: May 12, 2007   
Last visit: Oct 02, 2011
Posted: Jun 19, 2011 3:23:27 PM - Report post  (0)  (0)       Post Reply  post reply  

An English major at a university was taking an astronomy course to satisfy the science requirement. During the last lecture of the semester, the professor spoke about some of the more exotic objects in the universe including black holes. Despite his teacher's enthusiasm, the student showed no interest, as was the case for all his astronomy classes during the semester. When the bell rang, the student turned to his friend and said, "The prof says that black holes are interesting, but I think they suck."

[Edited by skittles234, 6/19/2011 3:25:06 PM]

---------------------------------------------------------------------------
(\_/) This Is Bunny...
(O,o)
(> <)


Bunny likes to hide.
Current rank: 2.5 Stars. Next Rank at 2000 Posts.

Send a PM to AdmiralAckbar
ELITE
AdmiralAckbar
  send PM
  view profile
  add to friends

Macedonia, The Former Yugoslav Republic of 
User #: 564175
Posts: 1409 
Joined: Nov 11, 2008   
Last visit: Jul 27, 2014
Posted: Jun 19, 2011 4:34:08 PM - Report post  (0)  (0)       Post Reply  post reply  

 quote:
 originally posted by skittles234:

An English major at a university was taking an astronomy course to satisfy the science requirement. During the last lecture of the semester, the professor spoke about some of the more exotic objects in the universe including black holes. Despite his teacher's enthusiasm, the student showed no interest, as was the case for all his astronomy classes during the semester. When the bell rang, the student turned to his friend and said, "The prof says that black holes are interesting, but I think they suck."

[Edited by skittles234, 6/19/2011 3:25:06 PM]

Tldr

Did you guys know that protons have mass? I didn't even know they were catholic.

So two atoms are sitting in a bar, one says to the other "I think I lost an electron" to which the second one replies "Are you sure?". Then the first one replies "I'm positive".

---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Wifey of AdmiralThrawn

/--\

OMG! Blitz, look! That Amumu has 4k health and is fed as hell. Better grab him when everyone on our team is around you!

BEEP BOOP!
Current rank: 3.5 Stars. Next Rank at 8000 Posts.

Send a PM to latios_power
ELITE
latios_power
  send PM
  view profile
  add to friends

Palestinian Territory, Occupied 
User #: 150421
Posts: 6164 
Joined: Jul 21, 2006   
Last visit: Jul 28, 2014
Posted: Jun 19, 2011 4:34:09 PM - Report post  (0)  (0)       Post Reply  post reply  

There's noway I'd get any of these jokes.
Just saying...
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
~King of Dark~
♮C.0.W♮
My Past has determined your future
My torrential pain will be your unspeakable suffering
Your days are numbered
Don't fear the end
Pray for it
and unlike your own immortality
My thirst for vengeance
WILL NEVER DIE

[Married to Raha <3]
Current rank: 2.5 Stars. Next Rank at 2000 Posts.

Send a PM to AdmiralAckbar
ELITE
AdmiralAckbar
  send PM
  view profile
  add to friends

Macedonia, The Former Yugoslav Republic of 
User #: 564175
Posts: 1409 
Joined: Nov 11, 2008   
Last visit: Jul 27, 2014
Posted: Jun 19, 2011 4:37:24 PM - Report post  (0)  (0)       Post Reply  post reply  

 quote:
 originally posted by latios_power:

There's noway I'd get any of these jokes.
Just saying...

Actually if you're aware of the basic science of atoms and chemical compounds they are pretty much easy to understand.
For instance when an atom is split, the result is nuclear energy or if you're innovative, an atomic bomb.

---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Wifey of AdmiralThrawn

/--\

OMG! Blitz, look! That Amumu has 4k health and is fed as hell. Better grab him when everyone on our team is around you!

BEEP BOOP!
Page 1 of 2     First Page     Previous Page     Next Page     Last Page
Go to page: 2 
All times are (GMT -08:00) Pacific Time (US & Canada). Current time is 1:44:26 AM
Return to Off-Topic Discussions Message Board 2798 users online.   2726 guests / 72 members.
 
     
 
 
Trainer Troubleshooting Guide        Cheat Terms and Tutorials        Anti-Virus Notifications        Site Help / FAQ        Submit Cheats        Our Friends and Affiliates        About Us
      Copyright © 2001 - 2014  webworks, LLC  All Rights Reserved    -   DISCLAIMER    -   PRIVACY POLICY    -   TERMS OF SERVICE