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Foxxie-kun  posted on Jun 16, 2011 11:13:46 AM - Report post

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Here's a thread for science/math/computer tech related jokes. Have at it. I will start us off.

An atom walked into a bar. He soon discovered it was a gay bar and decided to split. There were no survivors.

 
shianova  posted on Jun 16, 2011 8:43:17 PM - Report post

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A neutron walked into a bar and asked, "How much for a drink?" The bartender replied, "For you, no charge."
 
Skyheart  posted on Jun 16, 2011 9:03:17 PM - Report post

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DEFINITION: Computer - A device designed to speed and automate errors.

[Edited by Skyheart, 6/16/2011 9:04:27 PM]

 
Degari  posted on Jun 16, 2011 9:53:28 PM - Report post

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Two scientists walked into a bar.

The first scientist said to the barkeeper 'I'll like some H2O'

The second scientist said 'I'll have some H2O too'

They all died.

Spoiler:

H2O2 is Hydrogen peroxide, just in case you were wondering
 
skittles234  posted on Jun 19, 2011 3:23:27 PM - Report post

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An English major at a university was taking an astronomy course to satisfy the science requirement. During the last lecture of the semester, the professor spoke about some of the more exotic objects in the universe including black holes. Despite his teacher's enthusiasm, the student showed no interest, as was the case for all his astronomy classes during the semester. When the bell rang, the student turned to his friend and said, "The prof says that black holes are interesting, but I think they suck."

[Edited by skittles234, 6/19/2011 3:25:06 PM]

 
AdmiralAckbar  posted on Jun 19, 2011 4:34:08 PM - Report post

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quote:
originally posted by skittles234

An English major at a university was taking an astronomy course to satisfy the science requirement. During the last lecture of the semester, the professor spoke about some of the more exotic objects in the universe including black holes. Despite his teacher's enthusiasm, the student showed no interest, as was the case for all his astronomy classes during the semester. When the bell rang, the student turned to his friend and said, "The prof says that black holes are interesting, but I think they suck."

[Edited by skittles234, 6/19/2011 3:25:06 PM]

Tldr

Did you guys know that protons have mass? I didn't even know they were catholic.

So two atoms are sitting in a bar, one says to the other "I think I lost an electron" to which the second one replies "Are you sure?". Then the first one replies "I'm positive".

 
latios_power  posted on Jun 19, 2011 4:34:09 PM - Report post

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There's noway I'd get any of these jokes.
Just saying...
 
AdmiralAckbar  posted on Jun 19, 2011 4:37:24 PM - Report post

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There's noway I'd get any of these jokes.
Just saying...

Actually if you're aware of the basic science of atoms and chemical compounds they are pretty much easy to understand.
For instance when an atom is split, the result is nuclear energy or if you're innovative, an atomic bomb.

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