An atom walked into a bar. He soon discovered it was a gay bar and decided to split. There were no survivors.
[Edited by Skyheart, 6/16/2011 9:04:27 PM]
The first scientist said to the barkeeper 'I'll like some H2O'
The second scientist said 'I'll have some H2O too'
They all died.
[Edited by skittles234, 6/19/2011 3:25:06 PM]
Did you guys know that protons have mass? I didn't even know they were catholic.
So two atoms are sitting in a bar, one says to the other "I think I lost an electron" to which the second one replies "Are you sure?". Then the first one replies "I'm positive".
Actually if you're aware of the basic science of atoms and chemical compounds they are pretty much easy to understand.
For instance when an atom is split, the result is nuclear energy or if you're innovative, an atomic bomb.