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    Neo7 posted on Mar 23, 2011 6:45:29 AM - Report post
     
    Surprise Trap Topic:
    1. Your left index finger just shot a bullet
    2. Everything colored blue just turned 30000 degrees hot

    What's the damage report?
    Your bitterness, I will dispel
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    forty-two posted on Mar 23, 2011 7:32:22 AM - Report post
     
    My "f" key is destroyed. Also there is a paper sized hole in the table. That's about it.

    Also I was just going to come into this topic to lock it because I'm sick of hearing about the song.
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    Dhampy posted on Mar 23, 2011 8:01:17 AM - Report post
     
    My shirt just disintegrated my midsection.
    In the end they will lay their freedom at our feet and say to us, 'Make us your slaves, but feed us.'

    List of CHU'ers on deviantART--SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL DEVIANTS!

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    Serivor posted on Mar 23, 2011 8:05:39 AM - Report post
     
    The bullet destroyed my S key.
    My shorts just set me ablaze, my bed is hot, my cigarettes are destroyed. My Pepsi, gone. And these packages of water are boiling.
    /--\
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    latios_power posted on Mar 23, 2011 8:07:12 AM - Report post
     
    cookie
    ~King of Dark~
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    My Past has determined your future
    My torrential pain will be your unspeakable suffering
    Your days are numbered
    Don't fear the end
    Pray for it
    and unlike your own mortality
    My thirst for vengeance
    WILL NEVER DIE

    [Married to Raha <3]
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    Latiosmaster47 posted on Mar 23, 2011 8:51:58 AM - Report post
     
    My crotch is destroyed and my pants are on fire.

    Why was your finger near your crotch?

    [Edited by moderator forty-two, 3/23/2011 11:00:28 AM]

    I was browsing the interwebnet on my iPod, so my finger was kinda pointed there... yeah that's it

    [Edited by moderator Latiosmaster47, 3/23/2011 12:06:30 PM]
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    Darkish posted on Mar 23, 2011 9:13:22 AM - Report post
     
    Bullet through my jaw

    Chair I'm sitting in and the floor is now 3000 degrees...fml...
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    latios_power posted on Mar 23, 2011 2:29:52 PM - Report post
     
    If I was a mod, I'd delete this topic, fix the typo, then make it again before anyone notices.

    Wait a sec...mods can delete topics, can't they?

    [Edited by latios_power, 3/23/2011 2:31:59 PM]

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    [Edited by moderator HonestGamer, 3/23/2011 2:36:16 PM]
    ~King of Dark~
    â™®C.0.Wâ™®
    My Past has determined your future
    My torrential pain will be your unspeakable suffering
    Your days are numbered
    Don't fear the end
    Pray for it
    and unlike your own mortality
    My thirst for vengeance
    WILL NEVER DIE

    [Married to Raha <3]
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