One time a bunch of us were drinking in my buddy's dorm room and his roommate was studying for sucking down energy drinks and was really hyper. And we got him to drive us to taco bell. And on the way out, he jumpkicked the door out of the wing of the dorm building and hit his head on the cinder blocks above door frame. Right.
So he drives us to taco bell and he's like "man, I don't feel so good" and we're all ragging on him for not being able to handle his caffeine.
So we order at taco bell and pull around to pay at the window and the cashier leans out of the drive-thru window and puts a big wad of napkins on the guy's forehead. And we can't figure this out and he pulls the napkin away and there's blood all over it and we suddenly notice that there's blood running down his face.
No big deal, we say, even little head wounds bleed profusely.
So we assure the cashier that he's fine and we drive back to the dorms, eat our taco bell and drink more.
And the next morning was the last day of classes before spring break and dude's roommate goes home because his family is going on vacation to Jamaica or something.
Apparently his mom screamed when she saw him.
He was cut like from half an inch below his hairline on his forehead all the way to about a quarter of the way across his scalp.
She took him to the ER.
He also had a concussion.
And to this day, we tell the story and laugh.
The lesson of this story: don't mix drunk people with hyper people.
Also I don't care for Wal-Mart for the same reason that I don't care for many other mega-stores and large corporations in that they out-source all their jobs, kill small business and buy all their products from other countries like China.
Hopefully that will become a catching trend and help the economy.
[Edited by Darkish, 2/25/2013 8:12:29 AM]