Now it's very nearly Xmas and we've done the best we could
These toy soldiers are poorly painted
And they're made from inferior wood
I should give you all a beating but I really have to fly
If I wasn't stuck here frozen I'd harpoon you in the eye
Now it's back into our tenements to drown ourselves in rye:
You did the best you could I guess and some of these gorillas are okay
Hooray! We're adequate! The elves have rescued Xmas Day! Hooray!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------- In the end they will lay their freedom at our feet and say to us, 'Make us your slaves, but feed us.'
--------------------------------------------------------------------------- Give a man a gun, and he can rob a bank. Give a man a bank, and he can rob the world. Give a moose a cookie, and it will probably want a glass of milk. -Wisdom
--------------------------------------------------------------------------- Give a man a gun, and he can rob a bank. Give a man a bank, and he can rob the world. Give a moose a cookie, and it will probably want a glass of milk. -Wisdom