These toy soldiers are poorly painted
And they're made from inferior wood
I should give you all a beating but I really have to fly
If I wasn't stuck here frozen I'd harpoon you in the eye
Now it's back into our tenements to drown ourselves in rye:
You did the best you could I guess and some of these gorillas are okay
Hooray! We're adequate!
The elves have rescued Xmas Day! Hooray!