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Harvest Chill - Quest
 
LordVenator  posted on Dec 20, 2010 11:59:43 AM - Report post

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Put the hand scythe on the belt and go to the house.
 
AdmiralAckbar  posted on Dec 20, 2010 2:44:33 PM - Report post

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Work first smrade! In great Soviet Russia grain eats you!
Ok, take the oxen and lead it to the barn and tie the harness somewhere in the barn. Later, harvest the field, put all the grain in storage in the barn and head off to investigate the house.
 
insomniac  posted on Dec 21, 2010 4:05:37 PM - Report post

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You approach the oxen and try to grab the harness, it steps away. The animal is clearly very spooked. Making a second attempt, it rips the harness from your hand and takes on an aggressive stance. Backing away, you decide to investigate the house. You place the handscythe on your belt and step on the porch.

The wooden door flies open. In front of you stands an elderly farmer pointing a blunderbus at your chest.

"What did you do to my wife?"

 
forty-two  posted on Dec 21, 2010 7:07:51 PM - Report post

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Aggressive Response: "What did you do to mine?"
When prompted further, inform this farmer that I haven't seen her, inquire about my wife (ridiculous, I would never be held down by a woman), make friends, pretend to go on my way, double back and kill the elderly farmer. Loot his house and continue on.
 
AdmiralAckbar  posted on Dec 21, 2010 8:22:24 PM - Report post

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originally posted by forty-two

Aggressive Response: "What did you do to mine?"
When prompted further, inform this farmer that I haven't seen her, inquire about my wife (ridiculous, I would never be held down by a woman), make friends, pretend to go on my way, double back and kill the elderly farmer. Loot his house and continue on.

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Talk about a Renegade action.


Think I'm gonna try a slightly different, less fun, but more karmically correct way.

Back up a few steps, raise your hands in a clear sign that you're not armed nor are you going to harm him and say "I'm sorry sir, but you must be confusing me with someone else. I haven't seen or touched your wife. I heard a woman scream and I came to investigate. I'm guessing your wife is the woman I heard. What's wrong?"

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