Suddenly, you hear a woman screaming from the field outside.
What do you do?
I'll take the group consensus, failing that, the answer I like best. I'll update at the very least once a day.
...either that or I take my magical fire-throwing boomstick and go out and investigate.
Between the jolt you woke up from and the scream, sleep seems impossible right now.
You do not possess a fire-throwing boomstick.
Well I'm a dwarf scientist/tinker/alchemist and I have invented lights, dwarven ale that aids in sleeping and have bought a fire-throwing boomstick from E-bay.
[Edited by insomniac, 12/20/2010 8:36:11 AM]