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SuperSaiyan4  posted on Aug 31, 2010 6:11:38 PM - Report post

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*CUTS DONALD TRUMP IN HALF WITH SABER*
YOU WILL HAVE TO DO BETTER THAN THAT!
*STARTS DANCING THE MAJESTIC DANCE OF SWORDSMANSHIP*

YARGH! YOU ARE MY ADVERSARY AND I WANT YOU DEAD!

 
malyg  posted on Aug 31, 2010 6:17:00 PM - Report post

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*PICKS UP LANCE WHICH HE JUST THREW AWAY*

MY LANCE IS STRONGER THAN EXCALIBUR ANYWAY!

*THROWS LANCE SO IT SMASHES THE LIGHTSABER*

*PICKS UP LANCE BEFORE YOU CAN REACT*

*ATTACKS AN UNARMED SS4*

I COULD NEVER BE DEAD! ONLY DIEING! UNTIL SOME PLOT-INTRODUCED BULL**** WHICH I MADE UP COZ I KNOW IT ****ES YOU OFF HAPPENS AND SAVES ME

[Edited by malyg, 8/31/2010 6:18:03 PM]

 
SuperSaiyan4  posted on Aug 31, 2010 6:26:09 PM - Report post

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I WOULD GIGGLE AT THE PUNNY SITUATION IF ONLY MY LEFT ARM WAS ATTACHED.

*KICKS RUBBLE UP FROM GROUND AT MALYG IN ACT OF DESPERATION*

WHEN SUDDENLY! A PIRATE SHIP SUBMARINE BURSTS THROUGH THE GLASS LAZER DOME THING!

MATEYS!
*TAKES ADVANTAGE OF MALYG STARING IN AWE AND TRIPS HIM. LANCE GOES FLYING, EXCALIBER OR WHATEVER IS STILL FIRMLY IN HIS GRASP THOUGH. I SCRAMBLE AWAY AND GO TO MY CREW FOR BACKUP, WHO HAS BEEN SHOOTING FLAMING CANNONBALLS AND RIDING PTERODACTYLS THIS ENTIRE TIME*

 
malyg  posted on Aug 31, 2010 6:31:32 PM - Report post

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YOU IDIOT! YOU'RE CAUSING THE BASE TO FLOOD! DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO BUILD A BASE UNDERWATER? I LEFT MY WIFE BECAUSE SHE WANTED TO GO ON HOLIDAYS INSTEAD OF BUILDING TOTALLY AWESOME BASE'S IN INCONVENIENT PLACES!

AND THEM PTERODACTYLS ARE DROWNING, YOU MORON!

*RETREATS AND SWIMS UP TO SURFACE... AWAY FROM FLAMING CANNONBALLS*

FIGHT ME LIKE A REAL MAN FIGHTS, ONE ON ONE! NO STINKING CREW!

 
SuperSaiyan4  posted on Aug 31, 2010 6:37:46 PM - Report post

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*IS FITTED WITH AWESOME PROSTHETIC PIRATE ARM. COMMANDS PIRATE FLEET TO HOLD OFF THE GOVERNMENT, WHO HAS BEEN ANGRY AT US FOR THE MASSIVE EXPLOSIONS WE WERE MAKING. ALSO THE PTERODACTYLS CAN BREATHE UNDERWATER MORON*

FINE. WE WILL FINALLY BE ON FAIR GROUND. ON WATER ACTUALLY, BUT WHATEVER *CALLS ANOTHER GIANT ANGLER FISH TO USE AS A PLATFORM TO STAND ON FOR MYSELF*

[Edited by SuperSaiyan4, 8/31/2010 6:41:03 PM]

 
malyg  posted on Aug 31, 2010 6:43:07 PM - Report post

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*USES A PAIR OF STING RAYS AS ROLLER SKATES TO MANEUVER*

I STILL HAVE EXCALIBUR, PUNK! AND IT'S A BETTER WEAPON THEN WHATEVER YOU HAVE!

*THROWS EXCALIBUR TO TRY AND IMPALE YOU THROUGH THE HEART*

*CHARGES FORWARD ON STING RAYS*

PREPARE TO MEET YOUR DOOM!

 
SuperSaiyan4  posted on Aug 31, 2010 6:50:12 PM - Report post

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YOU SHOULDN'T PREDICT THE FUTURE WHEN YOUR DEATH IS IN THE NOW!

*USES JET PACK TO FLY OFF OF FISH AND AVOID EXCALIBUR. PULLS A HERRING OUT OF BOOT AND CHARGES AT MALYG FROM ABOVE*

YOU ARE NOT THE MIGHTIEST TREE IN THE FOREST!

 
malyg  posted on Aug 31, 2010 7:09:13 PM - Report post

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I MAY NOT BE THE MIGHTIEST TREE, AS I LOST TO THE GREAT DEKU TREE!

BUT I AM THE HARDEST CROSSWORD IN A PUZZLE BOOK!

*PULLS SOME STARFISH FROM THE WATER AND THROWS AT SS4*

HOW DO YOU LIKE MY SHURIKEN STARFISH, JERKWAD!

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