Your Life For Mine
Objective: Steal a life from a buddy, he doesn't need it.
Stick That In Your Archive
Objective: Complete the game in single player mode.
Half Way There
Objective: Complete half the game.
Its Aboot Time
Objective: Complete 'Oh. Canada' in 12 minutes.
Objective: Defeat the level 2 boss 'Old Berney' without losing a life.
Objective: Complete 'The Hate Boat' without using a continue.
Objective: Melee 10 Samurai in 'Well FU too'
Objective: Collect all the Matt Hazard Game Boxes throughout the game.
My buddy and me
Objective: Complete the game in Co-op mode.
Objective: Reach 500,000 points.
Come On Down!
Objective: Collect all the pachinko coins in the game.
Houston, We Have Perfection
Objective: Take no damage to the Landing Pod and land perfectly on the landing pad.