You need to change your title so it isn't a Censor Bypass. You have 12 hours from this post to do so or we will do it for you (along with a severe penalty).
The kicker of the whole fiasco was that I managed to crack the rouge software (register it without paying). Not only did they not take the time to make it believable, but they didn't take the time to protect their software.
I usually e-mail them back this link and tell them to not suck at phishing (considering most of the ones I get are virtually the same thing with different name, location, bank): Link