Sounds similar to me. Give him the space he needs...trying to approaching guys like me just makes us in an even worse state. I can't guarantee anything but let him make the first move (and make sure to notice it as it will most likely be a very minute notice).
It happens. The best you could do is to just not mention it at all if you really do wish to cut her off from your life completely and to move out and move on with life.
Apparently I must have missed something. I have no idea who Hypergamer is.
But I would have to see the original "joke" to make my decision. However, if PWizard did the IP ban, I seriously doubt it will be overturned. His stories that he did send to me were a bit humorous yet disturbing at the same time.
Oh wait...he made fun of Instant Noodles (Ramen)...yeah he can stay banned.
You need to change your title so it isn't a Censor Bypass. You have 12 hours from this post to do so or we will do it for you (along with a severe penalty).