But it kind of feels wrong to ally myself with the Mormons.

But it's a totally different weapon from both of them.

But I'm thinking of just restarting, and being Legion.

Best gun: Brush Gun. (Marlin 1895 chambered to .45-70)
Second best: That Gun. (.223 pistol--Dekkard's gun from Blade Runner)

He's a manager at a salvage yard and in his spare time plays bar-league baseball.

I have a sneaking suspicion that he also steals hubcaps.

That's like the only one I know.