One was a brilliant poet and the other a madman.
Clearly, it would be better to be a madman.
He could also be named for a cable tie or cargo straps or a clock or small hoist.
We had a cat get out and it suddenly appeared on the doorstep over a month later and came in and used the litter box and asked for food like it had never left. So, there is still some hope.
This alone makes it worth the pain of a sluggish server.
As a present, here is Elvis as a Stormtrooper.