There is no more manly a way to go than to survive being skinned alive for half the time, showing the Turk the measure of Venetian resolve.
But I have no intentions toward that end. It's not an awesome way to die.
Green Ring of Life?
Great Rolling Oysters (with) Listerine?
Groaning Rhinos Of Lol?
I look forward to him becoming the next John Shepphird.