I haven't shaved since the Blackhawks were eliminated from the playoffs. Whenever that was.
"Um...What? Who are you?"
"Aren't you the chick I was watching undress from the tree outside your window about 8:34pm last tuesday night?"
When I was a kid, GI Joe was elite because they were the best at what they did. Now they're elite because they're Iron Man.
I will not see the movie willingly.