California cheese tastes funny because they use Bovine Growth Hormone. Their cows are happy because their udders have swollen so much that they scrape on the ground and their babies are born inside-out.
"The law states that information cannot be collected from anyone under the age of 13. After that, it only becomes a law violation if and only if the end user has sent a desist request to the server side and the server side has not complied with the desist order."
The law also says that the White House is not allowed to collect any information. A law they're blatantly violating on a daily basis.