I can't answer your question, but I can tell a story.
Once upon a time when Dhampy was young, he went on a cub scout trip to a local art museum. The den met in a art studio where we learned about sculpture. The studio had stools that spun around. Dhampy was spinning and spinning. It was heaven.
And then Dhampy spun over, slashed a huge cut in his scalp, and spent the night in the ER.
Moral of the story: Don't be an idiot.