Colonel Maddox- Identify yourself! Wild Bill Kelso- Captain Wild Bill Kelso, United States Army Air Corps. Where the hell am I? Colonel Maddox- Barstow. Where are you coming from? Wild Bill Kelso- San Francisco... been chasing a Jap squadron for a day and a half. I lost 'em somewhere over Fresno. Soldier- I'm from Moline, Illinois. Wild Bill Kelso- Tough ****.
In the first instance I simply push the person who stopped into traffic.
In the second instance I don't ride the underground because we don't have mass transit. 99% of American cities are not designed in a manner where mass transit can be functional.