What's wrong with a normal, single color, leather wallet?

Once upon a time when Dhampy was young, he went on a cub scout trip to a local art museum. The den met in a art studio where we learned about sculpture. The studio had stools that spun around. Dhampy was spinning and spinning. It was heaven.

And then Dhampy spun over, slashed a huge cut in his scalp, and spent the night in the ER.

Moral of the story: Don't be an idiot.

ARE YOU INSANE, DO YOU WANT TO END THE UNIVERSE?

He doesn't?

[Edited by Dhampy, 8/27/2009 10:24:55 AM]