My take on people are my same take on dogs. If I get to know a dog and I like the dog, I'll pet it. But I never touch strange dogs.
I never hug strange people--only once I get to know them and if I like them.
"My mother told me once that when I was three, my potty lid was closed, and instead of lifting it, I chose to **** my pants.
Point is-I'm not the kind of person that disrupts things in order to **** comfortably."